I'm back! I took a little break from blogging, but I have been following everyone. I am ready to start back and just in time to get my room back in order for the new school year. Our school starts in about a month!
I wanted to start back blogging by writing something that I want to remember. That is what my crazy but fun first graders said this past year. I loved the class, and they definitely will be one that I will never forget. I didn't get them all written down, but I tried to get some. I hope you get some laughs as you read these sayings. :)
Scenario 1
Teacher:
"Why are you at your backpack?"
Student:
"I thought I came to school with diapers in my backpack." Serious as he could be
Teacher: Puzzled and I am sure giving him a crazy face
"Why would you have diapers? Do you need them?"
Student:
"No, but my mom might with my baby brother."
What can you say? He genuinely was concerned.
I am just glad my backpack area doesn't look like this!
Source: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/d8/43/ba/d843ba149a18579a5f95fd38df9b0283.jpg
Scenario 2 - Small Group Reading - Reading a chapter book
Teacher:
"Does anyone know why the police called the mother a cuckoo?"
Student:
"No, but she must be from Bolivar. My parents say that all the cuckoos live in Bolivar."
Scenario 3 - Writing "Monkey Notes" (Conduct Notes) before Going Home for the Day
Teacher:
"Why have you been acting up today?"
Student:
"You know what caused my misbehavior? It's this scar under my eye. It has caused me to act this way."
Needless to say, he still got his monkey note.
Source: http://hdwallpapersbase.com/cartoon-monkey-wallpapers/
Scenario 4 - Teaching off the Promethean Board (Smart Board)
Student: "Mrs. Elizabeth, why is that written so sloppy?" Pointing to the Promethean Board in which I had typed something.
Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Confused as can be, because everything was typed
Student: "This. It's sloppy." Getting up and pointing to words that were italicized "You wouldn't let me turn my work in like that."
All I could do was laugh and try to explain
Scenario 5 - Bringing students back from the bathroom
Student: "Do I have a booger in my nose?" Holding his head back so I could check
Teacher: "Really, you just asked me that? Why don't you go back to the bathroom and see?"
Source: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/65/a1/a1/65a1a1ea6093bbfb985af8b2ba9118bc.jpg
Scenario 6 - Small Group Reading
Teacher: "When would you need to use a dictionary?"
Student: "I won't ever need a dictionary. I have Siri. She will be my dictionary."
Scenario 7 - Science Time Talking about Living and Nonliving Things
Teacher: "Is a hamburger living or nonliving?"
Student: "It is living in my mouth when I eat it." All serious.
Source: http://www.gospelgifs.com/art_pages_03/hamburger-001.htm
Scenario 8 - Math Lesson about Perimeter
Teacher: "Why should we learn about perimeter?"
Student: "When I get older and I have kids that are in first grade, I will need to help and teach them about perimeter."
Scenario 9 - Whole Group Reading Lesson
Teacher:
"What is a crack?"
Student:
"It's dark brown and sometimes itches."
Wrong crack!
Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/thedailyenglishshow/7175035520/
Scenario 10 - Small Group Reading Lesson about Worms
Student in another group:
"Worms! I can do the worm."
Teacher:
"Do it!" I was talking to another person.
Student:
"Really!" Jumps up to do the worm.
Teacher:
"NO!!! I wasn't talking to you."
Source: http://clipbug.blogspot.com/2010_06_01_archive.html
These are just some of the crazy things that were said in my classroom this year.
I truly love teaching and never day is boring!
Elizabeth